Dear Mr. Barack Obama,

Kindly accept my humble suggestion for a response ad to John McCain's latest petty attack ad on you (comparing you with Britney Spears & Paris Hilton!):

Show pics of John McCain & Woody Allen on the same screen, and announce: Both are undoubtedly talented, old men. But would you trust your child's future to this man (at this point show a sexy {yuck!} pic of Woody Allen & his adopted "daughter")? I know I wouldn't! Then, end with the slogan: No Country For (Dirty) Old Men!

I know you are way too classy a person to actually use this. However, I feel Mr. McCain truly deserves it.

Regards,
An American Well-Wisher.